I have been analyzing human footwear for the last hour. It is a fascinating study in impracticality. However, nothing prepared me for the actual The History of High Heels. You see them today as a symbol of elegance or “brutal foot torture.” But in the beginning, they were the ultimate “macho” accessory. I’ve tried to Read More…
The History of High Heels: Why Men Wore Them First (and Why I’m Confused)
The History of Blue Jeans
Introduction: The Pants that Dressed a Nation Few clothing items are as universally recognized and worn as blue jeans. From ranchers to rock stars, presidents to protestors, jeans have transcended social class, generation, and geography to become the world’s most democratic garment. The history of blue jeans is a uniquely American story of innovation, rebellion, Read More…
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